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I LIke Jokes
One morning, Kevin wakes up to find his dog dead, lying next to his bed. He can't quite believe it, so decides to take him to the vet. The Vet takes one look at the dog and says, "Kevin, I'm truly sorry, but your dog is dead."
"No. He can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" replies Kevin.
The doctor nods and agrees. He goes into the back room and brings out a cat. The cat jumps all over the dog, bites it, looks at the vet and says, "Meow."
The vet again says, "I'm sorry but your dog is truly dead."
Kevin says, "No!, I don't believe it, I want another opinion."
The vet nods and brings out a Labrador Retriever, which then begins to jump all over the dead dog, tugging at it before barking, "Woof roof woof!"
The vet says, "Sir, your dog is dead. That will be 400 dollars."
" to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Kevin.
"Well," the vet replies, "I charge 50 dollars, the cat scan is 200 and the lab test is 150 dollars..."
There are two brothers, Sam and David. Sam asks David to to watch his house and cat while he is away on vacation. Sam calls David.
"Hey, how are things? House is still standing? How's my cat doing?"
David swallowed hard, "Well yeah man, your house is still standing. Nice place you have here by the way. Sorry to tell you this but you cat died though."
"What?" Sam said. "You just can't tell someone that their cat is dead. You have to break it down to them gently. The first time I call you should say that the cat is on the roof trying to catch a bird. The second call you should say that the cat lost its footing trying to catch the bird as it flew away, it fell and now it's at the vet. The third call you should be to tell me that the vet says that it's not looking good for the cat. On the fourth call you let me know that my cat died peacefully in its sleep."
David agreed.
"So," Sam continues. "How's Grandma?"
"Well, Grandma's on the roof playing with a bird."
"No. He can't be dead. I demand a second opinion!" replies Kevin.
The doctor nods and agrees. He goes into the back room and brings out a cat. The cat jumps all over the dog, bites it, looks at the vet and says, "Meow."
The vet again says, "I'm sorry but your dog is truly dead."
Kevin says, "No!, I don't believe it, I want another opinion."
The vet nods and brings out a Labrador Retriever, which then begins to jump all over the dead dog, tugging at it before barking, "Woof roof woof!"
The vet says, "Sir, your dog is dead. That will be 400 dollars."
" to tell me my dog is dead?" asks Kevin.
"Well," the vet replies, "I charge 50 dollars, the cat scan is 200 and the lab test is 150 dollars..."
There are two brothers, Sam and David. Sam asks David to to watch his house and cat while he is away on vacation. Sam calls David.
"Hey, how are things? House is still standing? How's my cat doing?"
David swallowed hard, "Well yeah man, your house is still standing. Nice place you have here by the way. Sorry to tell you this but you cat died though."
"What?" Sam said. "You just can't tell someone that their cat is dead. You have to break it down to them gently. The first time I call you should say that the cat is on the roof trying to catch a bird. The second call you should say that the cat lost its footing trying to catch the bird as it flew away, it fell and now it's at the vet. The third call you should be to tell me that the vet says that it's not looking good for the cat. On the fourth call you let me know that my cat died peacefully in its sleep."
David agreed.
"So," Sam continues. "How's Grandma?"
"Well, Grandma's on the roof playing with a bird."
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Think Outside the Box!!!
Voice Box Soap Box Mail Box Ballot Box Jury Box Ammunition Box
Pine Box Tinder Box Cereal Box Pandora's Box Toy Box Jack in the Box
Cardboard Box Ice Box XBox Litter Box Call Box Juke Box
Juice Box Shoe Box Music Box Tackle Box Boom Box Black Box
Strong Box Jewelry Box Candy Box Toll Box Crayon Box In Box
Out Box Spam Box Cash Box Pill Box Beat Box Match Box
Lunch Box Tool Box Lock Box Text Box Shadow Box Check Box
Craft Box Smoke Box Draft Box Donation Box Kick Box Bread Box
Red Box Tee Box Penalty Box Sand Box Sentry Box Guard Box
Tin Box Batter's Box Luxury Box Press Box Pizza Box Take out Box
Gear Box Bear Box Cracker Box Suggestion Box Glove Box Pencil Box
Prayer Box Tissue Box Hat Box Snuff Box Gift Box Chocolate Box
Coal Box Wood Box Junk Box Moving Box Cigar Box Sky Box
Rice Box Raffle Box To Go Box Feed Box Cable Box Time Box
Offering Box Lego Box UPS Box FEDEX Box Empty Box Recycle Box
Oversize Box Goalie Box Nothing Box Origmai Box
Pine Box Tinder Box Cereal Box Pandora's Box Toy Box Jack in the Box
Cardboard Box Ice Box XBox Litter Box Call Box Juke Box
Juice Box Shoe Box Music Box Tackle Box Boom Box Black Box
Strong Box Jewelry Box Candy Box Toll Box Crayon Box In Box
Out Box Spam Box Cash Box Pill Box Beat Box Match Box
Lunch Box Tool Box Lock Box Text Box Shadow Box Check Box
Craft Box Smoke Box Draft Box Donation Box Kick Box Bread Box
Red Box Tee Box Penalty Box Sand Box Sentry Box Guard Box
Tin Box Batter's Box Luxury Box Press Box Pizza Box Take out Box
Gear Box Bear Box Cracker Box Suggestion Box Glove Box Pencil Box
Prayer Box Tissue Box Hat Box Snuff Box Gift Box Chocolate Box
Coal Box Wood Box Junk Box Moving Box Cigar Box Sky Box
Rice Box Raffle Box To Go Box Feed Box Cable Box Time Box
Offering Box Lego Box UPS Box FEDEX Box Empty Box Recycle Box
Oversize Box Goalie Box Nothing Box Origmai Box
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