Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, June 2, 2020
Saturday, April 11, 2020
Sunday, May 5, 2019
Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Friday, January 15, 2016
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Saturday, September 12, 2015
Friday, September 11, 2015
Monday, February 2, 2015
Monday, December 15, 2014
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
Thursday, October 16, 2014
Saturday, October 4, 2014
Sunday, September 7, 2014
Sunday, August 17, 2014
What would you do if your house were on fire?
Someone once asked Jean Cocteau, "Suppose your house were on fire and you could remove only one thing. What would you take?"
Cocteau considered, then said, "I would take the fire."
Cocteau considered, then said, "I would take the fire."
Monday, June 2, 2014
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
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