Christian One Liners

Christian One Liners Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers. It is easier to preach ten sermons... Than it is to live one. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close. When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church. Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever. Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong. If a church wants a better preacher, It only needs to pray for the one it has. We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. Some minds are like concrete... Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. I don't know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from? Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. Don't put a question mark where God put a period. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. Forbidden fruits create many jams. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. God loves everyone, But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats! Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty! The task ahead of us is never as... great as the Power behind us. The Will of God never takes you to where the... Grace of God will not protect you. We don't change the message, The message changes us. You can tell how big a person is... By what it takes to discourage him/her.