Friday, February 11, 2011

Guillotine Thoughts

THE GAMBLER: I QUIT(MOM ALWAYS SAID YOU SHOULD QUIT WHILE YOU ARE A HEAD)

THE LONER: I AINT GOT NO BODY.

THE STOCK BROKER: I GOT A HEADS UP IN THEM STOCKS.

THE ACCOUNTANT: 176 177 178 179 18-----.

THE BASKETBALL PLAYER: SLAM DUNK AT LEAST I SCORED ON MY WAY OUT.

THE PORN STAR:WHEN I SAID I WANTED HEAD THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT.

ANOTHER GAMBLER:HEADS I WIN.

THE ARTHRITIC: OOOOOH THE BACK PAINS GONE.

THE JOCKEY: AWW LOST BY A HEAD.

THE SPIRTUALIST:IS THERE ANY BODY THERE.

THE PSYCIATRIST: NOW IM THE BASKET CASE.

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