I bought a new truck this year and had to return to the dealership the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied,"Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" started playing from the speakers. Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs from the '60s.
Yesterday, some jerk ran a red light and almost smashed into my new Tundra, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, "You idiot!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda, Barbara Streisand, and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry, backed up by Michael Moore on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Walter Cronkite on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.
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