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Monday, December 15, 2014
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
“Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied,
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
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The Pineapple Explained
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What would you do if your house were on fire?
Someone once asked Jean Cocteau, "Suppose your house were on fire and you could remove only one thing. What would you take?"
Cocteau considered, then said, "I would take the fire."
Cocteau considered, then said, "I would take the fire."
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quote to make you happy
Those who in everything make God first and last and best are the happiest people in the world. - ML 161
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Asking the Big One
Guy walking down a beach in California. Sees a bottle, picks it up. Rubs it. Out comes a genie."I'll give you one wish," says the genie.
"I'd love to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid of boats, afraid of planes. I want to drive there, so build me a bridge to Hawaii."
"Geeez!" said the genie. "I know I said 'anything,' but the amount of concrete and materials for such a bridge, the engineering, well, I'm afraid you've wished for something that's virtually impossible to do, even for me. Please, wish for something else."
"Okay, how about this. I just want to understand women."
"Two lanes, or four lanes.
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