Saturday, April 21, 2012

Rules to Live By

Max Kalkoffen Rules to Live By Underpromise and overdeliver Always preach the gospel. If necessary use words. Remember the truth told with bad intent is worse than the worst lie. Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your mind, with all your strentgh, with all your soul. Forgiveness is not fair. Forgive anyway. Remember trust is the greatest expression of love. Stop Global Whining Pray Don't take yourself or others too seriously. Keep a sense of humor and laugh, even if it isn't funny. Family and friends are more important than money, things, or work. Work to live, don't live to work. Read something everyday. Study the past, learn fromt he present, plan for the future. Don't make people wait. Bo on time. Say please, thank you, and I'm sorry. Do not follow a crowd to do evil. It doesn't matter whether you leaped, fell, stumbled, or jumped int ot hevalley of the shwado of death; the only way out is Jesus! LIfe is not fair; nor is it circus. Lend only those books you never care to see agian. Don't take people for granted. Think for yourself. Don't believe everything you hear, and only half of what you see. When a door closes, look for a window; don't keep looking at the closed door wishing it would open. Make decisons based on prayer, study, feelings, and Godly counsel. Remember God is on His throne. You aren't and neither are the other people of this world. God's plans are for good and not for evil to give us a future and a hope. God is not interested in ability, but in availability.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Teachers

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Quotes

”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” - Unknown “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” - Bill McGlashen “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” - Mark Twain “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.” - Will Rogers “If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!” - Henny Youngman “Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” - Unknown “I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” - Unknown