Saturday, December 22, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
Friday, December 7, 2012
Monday, December 3, 2012
Sunday, December 2, 2012
Sunday, November 25, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Monday, November 19, 2012
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Friday, November 16, 2012
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
Friday, November 9, 2012
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Knights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgWb_89Uow&playnext=1&list=PLA2A9D383E498860E&feature=results_video
Monday, November 5, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
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Monday, October 29, 2012
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Sunday, September 30, 2012
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Friday, September 7, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
History Quote
"We need to study the working out of God's purpose in the history of nations and in the revelation of things to come, that we may estimate the true value of things seen and things unseen."
Ellen White
Education Page 184
Ellen White
Education Page 184
Monday, August 20, 2012
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
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Monday, August 13, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
College Son Wants Money
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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep
even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is
a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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Saturday, July 14, 2012
Airline Joke
It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
If you think so...
Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,
Then you are probably the family dog.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Quotes
"Do what you can with what you've got wherever you are."
Theodore Roosevelt
"Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward."
Author Unknown
"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."
Will Rogers
"The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time."
Abraham Lincoln
"The most I can do for my friend is simply to be a friend."
Henry David Thoreau
Theodore Roosevelt
"Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward."
Author Unknown
"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."
Will Rogers
"The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time."
Abraham Lincoln
"The most I can do for my friend is simply to be a friend."
Henry David Thoreau
Monday, July 9, 2012
Sunday, July 8, 2012
English Lesson
here is no egg in the eggplant,
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England,
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted, but if we examine its paradoxes we find that:
Quicksand takes you down slowly,
Boxing rings are square,
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't fing?
If the plural of tooth is teeth,
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?
If the teacher taught,
Why hasn't the preacher praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What the heck does a humanitarian eat?
Why do people recite at a play,
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways?
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language where a house can burn up as it burns down,
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
English was invented by people, not computers,
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all.)
That is why:
When the stars are out they are visible,
But when the lights are out they are invisible.
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts,
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Friday, June 29, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Monday, June 25, 2012
Friday, June 22, 2012
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Friday, May 25, 2012
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
Friday, May 4, 2012
Thursday, May 3, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Sunday, April 22, 2012
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Rules to Live By
Max Kalkoffen Rules to Live By
Underpromise and overdeliver
Always preach the gospel. If necessary use words.
Remember the truth told with bad intent is worse than the worst lie.
Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your mind, with all your strentgh, with all your soul.
Forgiveness is not fair. Forgive anyway.
Remember trust is the greatest expression of love.
Stop Global Whining
Pray
Don't take yourself or others too seriously. Keep a sense of humor and laugh, even if it isn't funny.
Family and friends are more important than money, things, or work. Work to live, don't live to work.
Read something everyday.
Study the past, learn fromt he present, plan for the future.
Don't make people wait. Bo on time.
Say please, thank you, and I'm sorry.
Do not follow a crowd to do evil.
It doesn't matter whether you leaped, fell, stumbled, or jumped int ot hevalley of the shwado of death; the only way out is Jesus!
LIfe is not fair; nor is it circus.
Lend only those books you never care to see agian.
Don't take people for granted.
Think for yourself. Don't believe everything you hear, and only half of what you see.
When a door closes, look for a window; don't keep looking at the closed door wishing it would open.
Make decisons based on prayer, study, feelings, and Godly counsel.
Remember God is on His throne. You aren't and neither are the other people of this world.
God's plans are for good and not for evil to give us a future and a hope.
God is not interested in ability, but in availability.
Friday, April 20, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Tuesday, April 17, 2012
Monday, April 16, 2012
Saturday, April 14, 2012
Quotes
”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” - Unknown
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” - Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” - Bill McGlashen
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” - Mark Twain
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.” - Will Rogers
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!” - Henny Youngman
“Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?” - Unknown
“I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.” - Unknown
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Friday, April 6, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Monday, March 12, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
If Men Ruled the World
If Men Ruled the World
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."
Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
Birth control would come in ale or lager.
You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Heywood J'Blowme."
Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.
Tanks would be far easier to rent.
Garbage would take itself out.
Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."
Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.
"Cops" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops.(Or to the crooks.)
The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle."
Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
Gold Digger
At a country club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately she began flattering him outrageously.
The guy liked the young lady, but was taken a bit aback by her fast and ardent pitch. He was amazed when after 30 minutes she seriously proposed marriage.
“Look,” he said. “We only met a half hour ago. How can you be so sure? We know nothing about each other.”
“You’re wrong,” she smiled. “For the past 5 years I’ve been working in the back of the bank where you have your account."
"I know all I need to know about you."
Friday, March 9, 2012
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Sunday, March 4, 2012
Saturday, March 3, 2012
Thursday, March 1, 2012
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Sunday, February 26, 2012
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