Friday, September 10, 2010

I Got Stopped By the Police


I GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY.


I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL
THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Funny Quote

"We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice."
Woody Allen