Monday, July 30, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
College Son Wants Money
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Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep
even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is
a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
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Saturday, July 14, 2012
Airline Joke
It was mealtime during an airline flight.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
'Would you like dinner?', the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
'What are my choices?' John asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
If you think so...
Inner Strength
If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you when,
through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can do all these things,
Then you are probably the family dog.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Quotes
"Do what you can with what you've got wherever you are."
Theodore Roosevelt
"Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward."
Author Unknown
"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."
Will Rogers
"The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time."
Abraham Lincoln
"The most I can do for my friend is simply to be a friend."
Henry David Thoreau
Theodore Roosevelt
"Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward."
Author Unknown
"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."
Will Rogers
"The best thing about the future is that it only comes one day at a time."
Abraham Lincoln
"The most I can do for my friend is simply to be a friend."
Henry David Thoreau
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