Monday, December 30, 2013
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Thursday, December 19, 2013
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Friday, December 13, 2013
Thursday, December 12, 2013
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Monday, December 9, 2013
Sunday, December 8, 2013
Saturday, December 7, 2013
C S Lewis Quote
“If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. ”
— C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity
Friday, December 6, 2013
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Friday, November 29, 2013
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
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Friday, November 22, 2013
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Saturday, November 2, 2013
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Friday, October 25, 2013
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Sunday, October 20, 2013
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Thursday, October 17, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
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Thursday, October 10, 2013
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Monday, October 7, 2013
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Sunday, September 29, 2013
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Sunday, September 15, 2013
Friday, September 13, 2013
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Monday, August 26, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
Monday, August 5, 2013
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
Monday, July 29, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Monday, June 17, 2013
Monday, June 10, 2013
Friday, June 7, 2013
Thursday, June 6, 2013
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
Monday, June 3, 2013
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Friday, May 3, 2013
Sunday, April 28, 2013
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
Monday, April 8, 2013
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Monday, March 11, 2013
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Friday, March 8, 2013
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Christian One Liners
Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisers.
It is easier to preach ten sermons...
Than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end,
You'll find God lives there.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road,
And back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
Quit griping about your church;
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
If a church wants a better preacher,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
Some minds are like concrete...
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
I don't know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God loves everyone,
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
Prayer:
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
The task ahead of us is never as...
great as the Power behind us.
The Will of God never takes you to where the...
Grace of God will not protect you.
We don't change the message,
The message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is...
By what it takes to discourage him/her.
Monday, March 4, 2013
Friday, March 1, 2013
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Friday, February 22, 2013
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Pun Intended
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
·I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
·When chemists die, they barium.
·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
·A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
·I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
·How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
·I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
·This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
·I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
·I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
·They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
·A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
·PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
·Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
·Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.
·The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
·I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
·Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
·When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
·What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
·I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
·Broken pencils are pointless.
·What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
·England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
·I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
·I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
·All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
·I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
·Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
·Velcro - what a rip off!
·Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
·Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
·Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
·I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
·I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
·When chemists die, they barium.
·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
·A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
·I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
·How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
·I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
·This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
·I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
·I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
·They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
·A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
·PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
·Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
·Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.
·The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
·I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
·Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
·When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
·What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
·I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
·Broken pencils are pointless.
·What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
·England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
·I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
·I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
·All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
·I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
·Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
·Velcro - what a rip off!
·Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
·Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
·Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
·I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Friday, February 8, 2013
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Sunday, January 27, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Monday, January 21, 2013
Sunday, January 20, 2013
Friday, January 18, 2013
Saturday, January 12, 2013
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