Sunday, August 31, 2008
Don't Take Life Too Seriously; Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on an point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “For smuggling diamonds.”
Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy”
Don’t use punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Order a diet water weather whenever you go out to eat…use a serious face.
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
Sing along at the opera.
Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
Five days in advance, Tell your friends you can’t attend their party because your not in the mood.
Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose.
Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go…”
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “For smuggling diamonds.”
Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy”
Don’t use punctuation.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Order a diet water weather whenever you go out to eat…use a serious face.
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
Sing along at the opera.
Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
Five days in advance, Tell your friends you can’t attend their party because your not in the mood.
Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose.
Tell your children over dinner, ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go…”
Friday, August 15, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Great Quote about Democracy
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
Sir Winston Churchill
British politician (1874 - 1965)
Sir Winston Churchill
British politician (1874 - 1965)
Saturday, August 2, 2008
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